"Lucky!" (said in a Napoleon Dynamite voice)

I got a Tweet from my pregnant buddy Jen at JenLovesKev about this and stopped by Barnes and Noble to see if it was true:
Bam! My mug in a national magazine, and I didn't even have to rob a bank to make that happen. I'm honored to be in the September issue of Lucky alongside folks like Jessica and Taylor. Too bad they cropped my photo. As you may recall, sweet little Jimi is sitting at my feet in it. Jimi really was banking on this to be his shot at fame... oh, well. Maybe Dog Fancy will give us a call next.